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	Movie Minutiae - Corey Feldman Facts By Johnny Betts, Moviegoer Advocate Contact Johnny From Johnny Betts: Chuck Norris once bragged that nothing was more painful than one of his roundhouse kicks delivered squarely to the head. But then he watched Corey's Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys and conceded that he'd finally been beat. Corey Feldman died 18 years ago, along with his career, but the Grim Reaper is too scared to tell him because he's afraid he'll catch Corey acting. They once made Corey Feldman toilet paper, but it was discontinued once it was realized it'd be easier just to use the covers of all his unsold DVDs and CDs. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks under his bed to make sure Corey Feldman isn't hiding, waiting to ask if he knows a good agent. The chief export of Corey Feldman is pain. Just watch any of his post-1989 movies for proof. Corey Feldman sold his soul to the devil for fame and fortune. Much like the rest of the world, the devil kind of forgot about Feldman after Dream a Little Dream. However, six years later, the devil happened upon Dream a Little Dream 2. Feeling sympathy for Corey, he gave him his soul back, claiming that even the Prince of Darkness didn't want the responsibility of THAT on his shoulders. From Movie Mark Paul: Corey Feldman has recently moved back to his childhood home: the 1980s. Corey Feldman's films are so powerful, people are moved to tears just by hearing he's working on a new one. Corey Feldman is well-known for his acting chops. Excuse me, I meant his choppy acting. Corey Feldman has repeatedly been asked to stop trying to give autographs to people at airports. Corey Feldman once held a contest to find the biggest Corey Feldman fan in the world. The winner was Corey Feldman.	RETURN TO HOME PAGE Underworld 3 Yes Man Transporter 3 Four Christmases Twilight Quantum of Solace Ghouls Eagle Eye Righteous Kill Tropic Thunder Weekend Results: 1. Watchmen($55,214,334) 2. Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail($8,532,412) 3. Taken($7,334,814) 4. Slumdog Millionaire($6,808,383) 5. Paul Blart: Mall Cop($4,146,316)

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