"Johnny Betts is a rude 'abnoxious' jerk who needs to be 'punced' in the face."- A grammatically-challenged non-fan  

MOVIE HORROR STORIES

Yell and Run
by Jessica

When I went to see The Jacket at the midnight showing at the Hollywood 20, five minutes into the movie about 15 young kids came in and sat on opposite sides of the theater. They continued to yell "yo mama" jokes and other cusses at one another for about an hour then suddenly they all got up and left.

My whole group was angry. Not only had they ruined the movie for us but they didn't even care to be there - just come in, yell, and leave. I don't even know why they paid to sit in the theater.

Johnny: Believe me, I know how you feel. Read my Learn Some Consideration, Please What's Wrong With People article to find out about my own similar experience. There's no way that garbage would've gone on for an hour had I been there. I assure you of that.

Moral of the Story: The theater is a place to watch movies, not hurl insults at your friends and act like immature brats. Do so and risk a severe Southern Fried, biker boots-laced butt kicking.

Send your stories to me and let the whole world know just how dangerous going to the movies can be.

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