"Johnny Betts is a rude 'abnoxious' jerk who needs to be 'punced' in the face."- A grammatically-challenged non-fan  

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Mentally Challenged Part 3
by Judith

I was at the movies with my best friend Ashley and her friend. We were like 1 row before the last row of seats. We were watching "Cheaper by the Dozen." This disabled dude yelled "To infinity and beyond" about half way through the movie and he also said "woooaaah what a ride" and stuff. We both blurted out laughing but not being rude. Then we felt a spray on our back. We turned around and he had spat at us. We never sat in the 2nd to last row ever again.

Johnny: Again, not to be mean, but is anybody getting the idea that movies + the mentally challenged = don't mix? Well, I guess that's not entirely true. Something has to explain Pauly Shore's fan base.

Moral of the Story: If you're going to laugh at the mentally challenged at the theater, then make sure you don't sit in front of them.

Send your stories to me and let the whole world know just how dangerous going to the movies can be.

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