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MOVIE HORROR STORIESby Cristy B. There was the time when I went to see 'Titanic' (for the 3rd time w/ my b. friend, Amy) and this guy wanted my seat. Amy and I had gotten there really early to make sure we got good seats and this guy and his family came in about 2 seconds before the film started and asked if Amy and I would mind splitting up so he and his family could sit together. Now, I'm not a mean person (shut up, jb) but I figured I had gotten there early to get good seats, why should I give them up to Mr. too-good-to-even-be-on-time... so I *politely* refused. The guy ends up sitting right behind me and threatening to spill his coke, hot dog, etc on me the *entire* movie. Needless to say, it spoiled the whole ending when Rose was promising Jack that she'd never let go and the you-know-what-hole behind me was whispering sweet promises of mustard on my shirt. *sigh* I've been traumatized ever since. Johnny: File this under the category of "Things I wish would happen to *me* at the movies." If dude had pulled something like that on me I'd have turned around and said, "Go ahead, spill something on me so I'll have an excuse to take this outside. Else, shut up before I get creative with your mustard." Now what would be ideal, if there was no threat of charges being filed, would be to turn around, slap the dude's lip, and then pull a Kurt Russell and say, "Are you gonna spill something on me or just sit there and bleed?" Moral of the Story: Go to the movies with somebody who's willing to throw down if the need should arise. Send your stories to me and let the whole world know just how dangerous going to the movies can be. |
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