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MOVIE HORROR STORIES

Don't Hand Me No Lines and Keep Your Hands to Yourself
by Australian Ann

I needed to kill some time one day so I went to see the Denzel Washington thriller "Fallen" by myself. I don't know whether you've seen this movie or not, but an evil spirit gets passed from person to person via touch. Throughout the movie, I kept feeling a slight touch on my leg. It was so slight that I wasn't even sure it was real. It kept happening but I couldn't see anything. Needless to say, because of the subject of the movie, I was a little freaked out.

I waited for it to happen again and slammed my hand down on my leg and to my surprise I hit someone's hand. I grabbed the hand and yanked and yelled loudly, "Stop touching me you creep!" (only with more profanity). A guy in the row behind me had been touching my leg ever so lightly and it took me 20 mins to realise what was happening ... scary!

Johnny: You know, Ann, for some reason I've never seen "Fallen," and I've never been to Australia either, so I can safely say I'm in the clear on this one.

Moral of the Story: Mace - don't leave home without it.

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